hahahahaa
i looke up on how to make your relationship last… and next to it it said:
you would also like… how to make your iphone battery last
wtf!? hahahaha 21 century…
36 Things to do before I am 30 list
1.Visit Paris once more
2.have sex with jose eduardo
3.marry
4.get an awesome job
5.actually finish college
6.acting in a movie
7.writing a book
8.getting my book to become a classical awesome movie.
9.learning really good french
10.learning really good mandarin
11.getting a tatoo
12.going on a trip with my boyfriend
13.last at least 3 years with a boy before getting married
14.buying lingerie with my boy
15.quit smoking
16.getting at least one painting on a famous gallery
17.meeting someone famous and intellignet and actually having a conversation
18.being best friends to someone brilliant
19.being a sex expert
20.jumping off of a plane on parachute
21.having a threesome
22.become famous
23.going to rome
24.going to spain
25.going on a cruise for my honeymoon
26.going to alaska
27.going to china
28.going to japan
29.going to russia
30.try at least 40 new types of food
31.winning a pulitzer
32.owning 100 shoes
33.having the best wardrobe ever
34.visit a place that reminds me of narnia
35.having a kid who is lovely
36.give a blowjob on the cinema
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